(Mr. Andrews places pen in inkwell...draws it out. Sighs)
V. I don't think I'm going to post this on the blog.
R. Awww...c'mon. There must be SOMEBODY who will want to read it.
V. Well, that's just the point. I think I'll hang on to it and if anyone wants to read it, he or she can read it somewhere else. I'll just post a link to it.
R. Bloody killjoy.
V. Watch your mouth.