Greetings (in a poetic-hating way)

Yes I wonder if you have any rather self conscious area rugs for you see I am looking for a self conscious area rug and I don't think I'm going to stop until I find one there are so many rugs on the market these days that just are not self conscious enough just look at them will you the way they wear their braids and the way they lie about all day long did you see that man walk in there just right now the one with the axe he looks like a nice enough guy but I think he is also looking for a self conscious area rug that axe of his sure look sharp I hope he is not planning on using it so can you show me something that looks a bit more self conscious I like this one but it seems rather dull I'm always amazed by the amount of blood you sometimes find coming from something like that this one looks lovely I'll take it